cockeyed

adjective ! Definition from WordNet 3.1, Princeton University. Pronunciation from Wiktionary, via Kaikki.org. More about cockeyed at Wordnik → Where our words come from →

1. Turned or twisted toward one side.

   a...youth with a gorgeous red necktie all awry

2. So unreasonable as to invite derision.

   the absurd excuse that the dog ate his homework

3. Very drunk.